Sempre vemos em Mundiais de Futebol ou qualquer modalidade esportivas nomes de atletas com uma apar\u00eancia bizarra e que d\u00e1 muita caimbr\u00e3 na ligua de narradores e reporteres esportivos, segue uma rela\u00e7\u00e3o abaixo que poderia ajudar sem essas escala\u00e7\u00f5es fossem assim:<\/p>\n
\u00c1FRICA DO SUL<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0– Hakuna, Matata, Zuma, Pumba e Simba. Tshabalala, Lalalala e Trololo. Zulu, Zilu e Vuvuzela. T\u00e9cnico: Zamunda<\/p>\n M\u00c9XICO<\/strong>\u00a0– Zapata, Godines, Cirilo e Racha-Cuca. Jose Cuervo, Xapatin, Girafales e Hector Bonilla. Taco,\u00a0Taquito e Speed Gonz\u00e1les. T\u00e9cnico: Don Ram\u00f3n<\/p>\n URUGUAI<\/strong>\u00a0– Mujica, Bujica, Canjica e Cojones. Mate, Artigas, Ortega e Urtiga. Loco Abreu, Loco Mia e Olocomeu. T\u00e9cnico: Jos\u00e9 Mojica<\/p>\n FRAN\u00c7A\u00a0<\/strong>– Mondieu, Sacrebleu, Blas\u00e9 e Saut\u00e9. Abatjour, Monamour, LeParkour e Monbijou. Qu\u00e9vou, Tresjolie e Lingerie. T\u00e9cnico: Sauvignon.<\/span><\/p>\n ARGENTINA<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0–\u00a0Maricones, Boludo, Quilmes e Chorizo. Alfajor, Tango, Per\u00f3n e Ver\u00f3n. Palermo, Panaco e Babaco. T\u00e9cnico: Mano de Dios<\/p>\n NIG\u00c9RIA\u00a0<\/strong>– Motumbo, Djeba, J’romba e Araketu. Kanu, Kani, Goku e Paunoku. Opaco, Il\u00ea e Ay\u00ea. T\u00e9cnico: Obaluay\u00ea<\/p>\n COREIA DO SUL<\/strong>\u00a0– Kim Sam-Sung, Kia, Hy Un-Dai e Kun Gui-Fu.\u00a0<\/span>Park Ji-Sung, Park Damo-Nika, Park Guin-Le e Jurassic Park .\u00a0<\/span>Dae-Woo, Wong-Fu e Sal Sifu-Fu. T\u00e9cnico: Sam Sung<\/p>\n GR\u00c9CIA<\/strong>\u00a0– Onassis, S\u00f3crates, Herm\u00f3crates e Hip\u00f3crates. Katapoulos, Kataploft, Katapimba e Christos. Eureka,\u00a0Alfa e Beta. T\u00e9cnico: Homero.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n INGLATERRA<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0–\u00a0Lancaster, Worcester, Montgomery e Wiltshire.\u00a0Ringo, John, Paul e George. Watson, Big e Ben. T\u00e9cnico: George Martin\u00a0<\/p>\n ESTADOS UNIDOS<\/strong>\u00a0– Bacon, McMuffin, Yogoberry e Cheddar. Yummy, Dummy, Brandon e Brian. Donald,\u00a0Forest e Gamp. T\u00e9cnico: Kissinger<\/p>\n ARG\u00c9LIA<\/strong>\u00a0– Sahid Zidane, Ahmed Zidane, Nadir Zidane e Zinedine Zifoda. Kareem, Khaled, Kebab e Kabid.\u00a0\u0645\u062f\u064a\u0646\u0629\u00a0\u0627\u0644\u062c\u0632\u0627\u0626\u0631,\u00a0\u0623\u062d\u0645\u062f\u00a0e\u00a0\u0648\u064a\u062d\u064a. T\u00e9cnico: Habib’s\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n ESLOV\u00caNIA<\/strong>\u00a0– Bronqui\u010d, Rini\u010d, Bursi\u010d e Sinusi\u010d. \u0160eliga, \u0160etoca e \u0160emanca. Popovic, Twitpic, Prezunic, Ljubeyjafjalajokuljanic e Tededic. T\u00e9cnico: Mobdic\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n ALEMANHA<\/strong>\u00a0– Sauerkraut, Strudel, Heinzbein e Kasseler. Adolph, Lager, Aftazarden e Weissf\u00fcder. Ingo Hoffman,\u00a0Gestapo e Blitzschumach. T\u00e9cnico: Hans Grubber<\/p>\n AUSTR\u00c1LIA<\/strong>\u00a0– Dundee, Kookaburra, Koala e Kangaroo. Hugh, Jackman, Heath e Ledger. Sidney, Taz, Priscilla e Bloomin’ Onion. T\u00e9cnico: Hugo Weaving\u00a0<\/p>\n S\u00c9RVIA<\/strong>\u00a0-Grelic;Sosouvice, Sosouvitoriavice, Souvice, , \u00c9 o Pet, \u00c9 o Pet, \u00c9 o Pet,\u00a0Sosabeservic, Pet e Stankovi\u0107. T\u00e9cnico: Dejan\u00a0<\/p>\n GANA<\/strong>\u00a0– Mandingo, Sahafo, Trihp\u00e9 e J’boiah. Abedi Pel\u00e9, Abedi Garrincha, Abedi Tost\u00e3o e Asamoah. Eric Addo, Atordo Addo e Vi Addo. T\u00e9cnico: Milton Nascimento.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n HOLANDA<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0– Van Halen, Van der Wildner, Van pirata e Van Do.\u00a0<\/span>Van Geleonel, Van der Lee, Van der Cleidson e Marcelo D2. Heineken, Phillips e Ti\u00ebsto.T\u00e9cnico: Maur\u00edcio de Nassau<\/p>\n DINAMARCA<\/strong>\u00a0– Andersen, Kierkegaard, Viggo Mortensen e Bohr. Fodamsen, Danensen, Ferrensen e Sevirensen.\u00a0<\/span>Nh\u00e1 Benta, L\u00edngua de Gato e Scooby Doo. <\/span>T\u00e9cnico: Danish Cook<\/p>\n JAP\u00c3O<\/strong>\u00a0– Jaspion, Jiraya, Federalo Kido, Change Dragon e Sat\u00e3goz.\u00a0Mijaronomuro<\/span> Subironakombi, Sude Wasabi. Keropi,\u00a0Nissei e Sansei. T\u00e9cnico: I\u00e7ami Tiba\u00a0<\/p>\n CAMAR\u00d5ES<\/strong>\u00a0– Pitu, Krill,\u00a0Opanka e Cinza. Sete Barbas, Rosa, Da Mal\u00e1sia e Lagostin. Naosabu,\u00a0Nana Banana\u00a0e Bob\u00f3. T\u00e9cnico: Sr. Sirigueijo<\/span><\/p>\n IT\u00c1LIA\u00a0<\/span><\/strong>– Polpettone, Pomodoro, Tagliatelli e Frescarini. Bocchetti, Bolagatto, Pugnetta e Brogna. Donatello, Mario e Luigi. T\u00e9cnico: Tony Ramos<\/p>\n PARAGUAI<\/strong>\u00a0– Jos\u00e9 Lugo, Carlos Lugo, C\u00e9sar Lugo, Ram\u00f3n Lugo e Roque Lugo.\u00a0<\/span>Sorny, Mike, BleckBarry e Chalana. Perla e Adelaide . T\u00e9c: PolyStation<\/p>\n NOVA ZEL\u00c2NDIA<\/strong>\u00a0–\u00a0Peter, Jackson, Russel e Crowe.\u00a0<\/span>Froddo, Legolas, Aragorn e Smigol. Wellington, Kiwi e Jack Paladium.Tec. Raka<\/p>\n ESLOV\u00c1QUIA<\/strong>\u00a0– Swarowsk\u00fd, Deuokusemk\u00fd, Honda\u010d\u00edvik e Robotnik. Bratislavsk\u00fd, Holosko, Homalusko e Hamuleske. Extcheco, Ralatchanko e Ralatcheca. Tec.Maric Marika.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n BRASIL<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0– Z\u00e9 Carioca, Olodum, Kopacabana,\u00a0Jorge e Benjor;. Samba, Bunda, Caipirinha e Capoeira. Carnaval,\u00a0Pagode e Feijoada. T\u00e9cnico: Lula da Silva\u00a0<\/p>\n COREIA DO NORTE<\/strong>\u00a0– Ping, Pong, King e Kong.\u00a0<\/span>Long, Dong, Yin e Yang. Tang Marata, Pak Man e Don-Keey Kong.\u00a0<\/span>T\u00e9cnico: Kim Jong-il<\/p>\n COSTA DO MARFIM<\/strong>\u00a0– Bironda, Dumbo, Andr\u00e9 Marques e Ronalduo. Romaric, Bebetic, Ebony e Ivory. Drogba, Merdba e Porrba. T\u00e9cnico: Djosso Ares<\/p>\n PORTUGAL –\u00a0<\/strong>Manoel, Joaquim, Manoel Joaquim e Joaquim Manoel. Jos\u00e9 Maria, Vasco, Roberto Leal e Orap\u00f3s.\u00a0Santamaria, Pinta e Nina. T\u00e9cnico: Saramago.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n <\/span> SU\u00cd\u00c7A<\/strong>\u00a0– Patek Philippe, Tissot, Nestl\u00e9 e Lindt. Toblerone, Emmental, Rousseau e Federer. Fondue, Canivete\u00a0 e Ferrolho. Tecnico: Citzen Rolex<\/p>\n HONDURAS<\/strong>\u00a0– Canales, Rios, Riachos e Valones. Palacios, Castelos, Casas e Barracos. Zelaya, Zemayer e Porf\u00edrio Lobo. T\u00e9cnico: Celso Amorim\u00a0<\/p>\n CHILE<\/strong>\u00a0– Rojas, Moai, Marcelo R\u00edos e Casillero del Diablo. Merlot, Malbec, Cabernet e Pinot Noir. Santa Helena, Concha e Toro. T\u00e9cnico: Pablo Neruda\u00a0<\/span> Sempre vemos em Mundiais de Futebol ou qualquer modalidade esportivas nomes de atletas com uma apar\u00eancia bizarra e que d\u00e1 muita caimbr\u00e3 na ligua de narradores e reporteres esportivos, segue uma rela\u00e7\u00e3o abaixo que poderia ajudar sem essas escala\u00e7\u00f5es fossem assim: \u00c1FRICA DO SUL\u00a0– Hakuna, Matata, Zuma, Pumba e Simba. Tshabalala, Lalalala e Trololo. 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\n<\/span>ESPANHA:<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0Almod\u00f3var, Franco, Hern\u00e1n Cort\u00e9s e Paella. Iniesta, Iniaquela, F\u00e1bregas e N\u00e1degas. Banderas, Bardem e Julio Iglesias. T\u00e9cnico: Pablo Picasso<\/p>\n
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\nFonte: Blog da Reda\u00e7\u00e3o; Fiz algumas adapta\u00e7\u00f5es para dar mais humor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"